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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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Of all the times to be in the wrong hemisphere…
(Source: peterpansflight)
288,670 notes (via singasongofstatuary & peterpansflight)
“this might hurt,” lydia and scott say in unison as they push peter into an active volcano
HEADCANON: ACCEPTED
1,338 notes (via singasongofstatuary & elvesarebad)
156,134 notes (via singasongofstatuary & 500daysofeffyou)
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
123,524 notes (via singasongofstatuary & tomkirk)
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from The Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
91,923 notes (via singasongofstatuary & releasethemurderbirds)
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